fedward, tumbling

goes on, and the heat goes on
~ Thursday, January 19 ~
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[What kind of bar is this?] is precisely the question everyone should ask themselves before figuring out what they want to drink. Just as a martini order won’t fly in Ireland, Stoli-and-soda isn’t your best bet at a serious-minded cocktail joint. You wouldn’t go to Paris just to eat a Big Mac, right? Similarly, don’t just go for some knee-jerk drink order. Survey the landscape and make a quick plan.

Sloshed: How to Order a Proper Drink in Any Bar, Anywhere — Grub Street New York

I disagree with his categorization of a martini or a Manhattan as foolproof, though. Sometimes the bar has rotten vermouth or no bitters at all.

Previously, in this space, my own drink ordering flowchart.

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~ Friday, January 13 ~
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You know you’re a regular when you show up in a local blog’s photo of the bar.
(via Old Wood, New Bar Unveiled at The Passenger: DCist)

You know you’re a regular when you show up in a local blog’s photo of the bar.

(via Old Wood, New Bar Unveiled at The Passenger: DCist)

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~ Wednesday, August 10 ~
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Trains, bars, and classic poster graphics. What’s not to like? See also this classic poster for Dubonnet.
(via MoMA | The Collection | A. M. Cassandre. Restaurez-Vous au Wagon-Bar. 1935)

Trains, bars, and classic poster graphics. What’s not to like? See also this classic poster for Dubonnet.

(via MoMA | The Collection | A. M. Cassandre. Restaurez-Vous au Wagon-Bar. 1935)

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~ Thursday, November 18 ~
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oldhollywood:

Humphrey Bogart in publicity still for Dead Reckoning (1947, dir. John Cromwell)
“Bogart did drink. ‘I think the whole world is three drinks  behind,’ he used to say, ‘and it’s high time it caught up.’ On one  occasion he and a friend bought two enormous stuffed panda bears and took them as their dates to El Morocco. They sat them in chairs at a table for four and when an  ambitious young lady came over and touched Bogart’s bear, he shoved her  away. ‘I’m a happily married man,’ he said, ‘and don’t touch my panda.’
The woman brought assault charges against him, and when asked if he was  drunk at four o’clock in the morning, he replied, ‘Sure, isn’t  everybody?’ (The judge ruled that since the panda was Bogart’s personal  property, he could defend it.)”
-excerpted from Peter Bogdanovich’s Who the Hell’s In It
In a 1949 LA Times article about Pandagate, Bogart defended his drunken misbehavior on constitutional grounds: “So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.”
(TIME magazine’s original 1949 article about the incident can be read here)

I’m not sure which quotation I like more, the “three drinks behind” or the “don’t touch my panda.”

oldhollywood:

Humphrey Bogart in publicity still for Dead Reckoning (1947, dir. John Cromwell)

“Bogart did drink. ‘I think the whole world is three drinks behind,’ he used to say, ‘and it’s high time it caught up.’ On one occasion he and a friend bought two enormous stuffed panda bears and took them as their dates to El Morocco. They sat them in chairs at a table for four and when an ambitious young lady came over and touched Bogart’s bear, he shoved her away. ‘I’m a happily married man,’ he said, ‘and don’t touch my panda.’

The woman brought assault charges against him, and when asked if he was drunk at four o’clock in the morning, he replied, ‘Sure, isn’t everybody?’ (The judge ruled that since the panda was Bogart’s personal property, he could defend it.)”

-excerpted from Peter Bogdanovich’s Who the Hell’s In It

In a 1949 LA Times article about Pandagate, Bogart defended his drunken misbehavior on constitutional grounds: “So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.”

(TIME magazine’s original 1949 article about the incident can be read here)

I’m not sure which quotation I like more, the “three drinks behind” or the “don’t touch my panda.”

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~ Thursday, September 23 ~
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So railcar-narrow that the bar itself can seat only four people, Franklin has an ambitious menu divided into odd categories like Required Reading, Rebellious Spirits, and most direct of allBooze in a Glass. They all provoke curiosity, and they’re all good. The European Oils was a favorite, though our notes are gibberish. (It has rum, apparently). This one was from the Booze in a Glass category. (via The 25 Best Cocktail Bars in America: Restaurants + Bars: GQ)
Mostly putting this here so I can find it more easily when I go to Philly.

So railcar-narrow that the bar itself can seat only four people, Franklin has an ambitious menu divided into odd categories like Required Reading, Rebellious Spirits, and most direct of allBooze in a Glass. They all provoke curiosity, and they’re all good. The European Oils was a favorite, though our notes are gibberish. (It has rum, apparently). This one was from the Booze in a Glass category. (via The 25 Best Cocktail Bars in America: Restaurants + Bars: GQ)

Mostly putting this here so I can find it more easily when I go to Philly.

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~ Sunday, August 1 ~
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Reading all this, I find myself wondering why on earth writers would bother setting down rules for other people’s drinking. People telling you how to drink is every bit as tedious and annoying as people telling you not to drink at all.
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~ Monday, May 24 ~
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All kidding aside, this is pretty much how my decision process works. Certain bars short-circuit this, though. There’s one place - to remain nameless - where there’s good beer in taps that aren’t properly maintained. The time I got sediment in a beer that wasn’t supposed to have sediment was the last time I ordered beer on tap there (it didn’t help that they argued with me and said it was supposed to be that way). They have decent bottled beer but the prices are bad, so a gin and ginger is usually the best choice. (previously)

All kidding aside, this is pretty much how my decision process works. Certain bars short-circuit this, though. There’s one place - to remain nameless - where there’s good beer in taps that aren’t properly maintained. The time I got sediment in a beer that wasn’t supposed to have sediment was the last time I ordered beer on tap there (it didn’t help that they argued with me and said it was supposed to be that way). They have decent bottled beer but the prices are bad, so a gin and ginger is usually the best choice. (previously)

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