fedward, tumbling

“This whole story rings of a junior-high love melodrama: United crushes on Continental, but Continental “just wants to be friends”— nothing romantic, just, you know, hanging out in star alliance and stuff. So United starts flirting with US Airways to get back at Continental, even wearing US Airways’ varsity jacket around school and holding hands in the hallway. Continental pretends not to care, but privately wonders if it screwed things up, then starts showing up at United’s house late at night weeping and throwing pebbles at the window. (Also, they’re all teenage vampires.)”