fedward, tumbling

goes on, and the heat goes on
~ Wednesday, July 14 ~
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The Vista: a proposal for the SI unit for failure

penllawen:

Like the Farad, the Vista is an overly large unit for everyday use. Should you hit a patch of black ice and skid your car into a busload of nuns, you might say “I’ve had an awful day, it’s at least 600 milliVistas of fail”. NASA smearing the Mars lander across the surface of the planet after confusing metres and feet scores 3 kiloVista. Stubbing your toe getting out of the shower is around 2-3 microVistas, rising to 80 µVi if you cause a fracture.

Since Windows 7 is mostly Vista with a new hat, maybe the unit should actually be named the Bob.

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~ Wednesday, May 26 ~
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A decade ago, when Steve Ballmer took over as CEO of Microsoft and Steve Jobs had recently reclaimed the CEO slot at Apple, Apple had a market cap of $16 billion and Microsoft had a market cap of $556 billion

Okay, This Really Puts The Microsoft-Apple War In Perspective (via tbridge)

This doesn’t really tell us much except about the herd mentality of investors. Henry Blodget is an interesting writer, but I still believe any analysis of his to be suspect. Also, market cap merely tells us that a company is popular, not that it is well managed. It is important to look at revenue and earnings per share, not just market cap (Apple’s P/E ratio is much higher than Microsoft’s, and isn’t at a particularly healthy level). Microsoft still has a couple money-printing machines called Windows and Office, despite their failures to conquer new markets in the way Apple has.

If Microsoft could manage to turn its size and significant R&D budgets into growth in new markets, it has the potential to convert that size into a serious challenge. That they have continued to fail at that is still astounding. Apple is overvalued based on a string of successes taking over emerging markets (the iPod), revolutionizing existing markets (the iPhone), and, apparently, giving value to new market segments (tablets, non-computer computers, etc., as illustrated by the iPad). Microsoft should have been able to take over the gaming world with the Xbox 360 (their development platform is second to none, and they were first to market); instead they somehow lost the technology competition to Sony (despite the noted difficulties of developing for the PS3 platform) and the overall gaming market to the Wii (because the 360 wasn’t what the market actually wanted, it turned out). So now there’s yet another shakeup at Microsoft, which won’t help them take over any new markets any time soon.

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~ Thursday, February 4 ~
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Microsoft’s huge profits — $6.7 billion for the past quarter — come almost entirely from Windows and Office programs first developed decades ago. Like G.M. with its trucks and S.U.V.’s, Microsoft can’t count on these venerable products to sustain it forever. Perhaps worst of all, Microsoft is no longer considered the cool or cutting-edge place to work. There has been a steady exit of its best and brightest.

Op-Ed Contributor - Microsoft’s Creative Destruction - NYTimes.com

I don’t have a problem with Microsoft the company, but I’m not particularly fond of Windows or Office - because neither one shows much evidence of anybody ever being willing to take anything out, much less leave something out to begin with. Got an idea? Throw it in! Got another idea that makes the first idea seem ill-considered? Throw that one in too, but don’t take the first one out!

That said, though, the op-ed is worth reading because the long, slow failure of Microsoft (as it can’t come up with anything new the way Apple or Google can) is sad more than anything else. A company that mighty ought to be able to innovate, and that they can’t is very telling.

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~ Thursday, October 22 ~
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As the saying goes, imitation is the sincerest form of copying. If this hadn’t been posted by a Microsoft Store account I’d think it was a parody.

Same layout? Check. Same general outfit (color coded t-shirts, lanyards, etc)? Check. Same sort of generated excitement at store opening? Check.

I wonder what they’ll do about blue screens.  I’ve never seen a kernel panic on a display unit at the Apple Store.

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